Well we all know the demands of Desi people when they want their children to get married some are purely ridiculous and some are honest mistakes but nevertheless they are extremely funny here are a few Ads put together for you.
Firstly a video for you
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…
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Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva, I am single i dont have female, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on …….. hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as ‘Parvati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain’t he?)
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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)
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iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. But iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purish)
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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)
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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)
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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bridegroom. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
# - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha, I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
# I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
# Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you # She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (Ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
# I am simple boy.I have lot of problemin my life because ofmyl ucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
# My wife should be as ‘Parwati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT…… # I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast. (By not wearing her jeans? Ahem…)
# HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (All of us are loughing.)
# Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp
# Iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mothersister complity marred
# my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
# my colour is black,but my heart is white i like social service
I know I know you must be receiving these things by email very often right? but i promise this is not wasting time this is a very nice collection which i came across while surfing if you look closely on any of these pictures you will notice that what you see is not the only thing which is there These are easily the best Illusion Pictures i have come across together in a bundle.
Police: Job looks ‘highly professional,’ may have been done for rich collector
updated 1:56 p.m. ET Dec. 20, 2007
SAO PAOLO - Thieves broke into the Sao Paulo Museum of Art and made off with paintings by Pablo Picasso and Candido Portinari in a brazen heist Thursday morning that lasted just three minutes as recorded by security cameras.
They stole Picasso’s “Portrait of Suzanne Bloch,” which he painted in 1904 during his Blue Period and is among the most valuable pieces in the museum’s collection, said museum spokesman Eduardo Cosomano.
They also took “O Lavrador de Cafe” by Portinari, a major Brazilian artist.
My favorites will not fit in just five songs but I will try. I love these songs- ‘Chalte Chalte’ from ‘Pakizaah’, ‘Tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanam’ from ‘Dilwale Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge’, ‘Morni Baga ma’ from ‘Lamhe’ and ‘Sagar kinare’ from ‘Sagar’.
Education: I am a B.Com Graduate from Pune University.
Work Experience: I have modelled for ad campaigns including Close-up, Harry’s Collection, Himani Fast Relief etc. I have appeared in Music videos for Jassi, Daler Mehendi and Remix of Sultan’s Mix. My print campaigns include Sony, Nivea and Globus.
Career Objective / Future Plans: I hope to continue modeling and probably get into movies.
Talents and Achievements: Gladrags Mega-Model 2002 – Miss Body Beautiful / First runner up. Which one person do you look upto and why? I admire my mother, because she is my strength, I look at her and gain more and more confidence. It’s because of her that I am here today.
For a performer like Madhuri who persistently believes dancing awakens mysticism, no other movie could have manifest a be suitable return to Bollywood than Yashraj Films’ ‘Aaja Nachle’.
Aaja Nachle stars brilliant actors like Kunal Kapoor , Konkona Sen Sharma , Raghuvir Yadav , Vinay Pathak , Ranvir Shorey , Jugal Hansraj and Darshan Jariwala .
Star cast:
Madhuri Dixit as Dia
She was the life of Shamli. The town never forgave her and she never forgave the town. Anokhi is in fact anokhi (different). The difficulty is, Anokhi cannot sing or dance to conserve her life, or Dia’s.
Kunal Kapoor as Imran
Imran, a local self-assertive guy, believes that love, romance etc. is for timid, not for tough guys like him.
During a dance rehearsal in New York, Dia gets a unforeseen call from India after a decade which cause distress to her.
Her Guru, Makarand (Darshan Zariwala) is on his last legs and she must return to Shamli town. This is the town where she was born and bread and where she learned the first step of dancing,. This is the town where lived her parents and other loved ones.
This is a heartbreaking and anxious return. The Guru is no more and the foundation that he dotingly developed is in decompose and under danger of pulling down. The theatre named Ajantha with which Dia‘s past recollections are surrounded is being pulled down by the local political authorities as they feel it is a misuse of leading real estate.
Dia takes the support of Raghubir Yadav, for the prevention of destruction of the theatre and built in a new. Dia picks up the challenge in an ambience of suspect, mockery and dynamic aggression and agrees to accomplish the near unattainable job of putting together a theatrical production.
In a time limit of two months she has to prove her worth and she can take the help of members of Shamili town only, or else the bulldozers will pull down the structure.
Thus begins Dia’s turbulent expedition of big business with small town irrational knowledge, conflicting with the anger of the influential supplier, the sarcasm of the local political powers, determine the understated tensions of inter personal relationships and so on…..
Dia’s group includes small rank muscle Imran (Kunal Kapoor), the local rough boisterous Anokhi (Konkona Sen), local ex-MLA Chaudhary Om Singh (Akhilendra Mishra), a tea stall owner Mohan Sharma (Ranvir Shorey), a accountable government official Mr. Chojar (Vinay Pathak), an insurance agent Sanjeev Mehta (Jugal Hansraj), the town homeless person Dhankuber (Nowaz) and a crowd of many others.
Dia’s target is to generate in this pandemonium ,a command to save Ajanta, in a bid to safeguard what her guru so adoringly tendered. She must craft art in order to defend what she believes is the soul of culture.
Jaideep Sahni is the author of the storyline based on the idea of Aditya Chopra.
The film’s music has been given by Salim-Sulaiman. Lyrics are by Piyush Mishra, Jaideep Sahni and Asif Ali Beg.
Main attraction:
Comeback of Madhuri Dixit
The Big Yash Raj Banner
The addictive songs, Show me your jalwa and Sonia Saigal’s westernised Come on dance with me.
Non insertion of any soaring hero, or else the male protagonist would have surpassed Madhuri.
Madhuri has got bundle of buoyancy on her face! Not every actress makes progress or make impressive comeback achievements. Once again Madhuri has proved that rigid effort and will power are the most apt implements, which could take her to shaky position to reach the assured distance. She is the best actress with less attitude
Madhuri is aesthetic, naive, and poised, with an indispensable heart of Indianness that is classic and appeals to all viewer. An element of risk is still involved . Hindi film industry has transformed a lot during her non-existence from the front battle. Will this type of town storyline visualize audience? Will she able to live up to expectations of the people is an dubious task. Although even in her 40’s she is still gorgeous, it would be unfair to expect the same refreshing perfection from her. It is the acting talent which will be tested now. As a middle aged lady, how much deepness she will bring to the character is a big question. Kajol in Fanaa pulled off a superb comeback as a blind girl, capably assisted by Aamir Khan. Now let us wait and watch how Madhuri is made of.
That inspired restiveness is what may make the difference. Aaja Nach Le is a vigilant taxing on Madhuri and Yash Raj. If the film proves to be worth seeing, we could get to see more of that luminous, extraordinary shaft of light in the approaching years.
Ek Chabi He Pados me—in Star Plus is not broadcasted for the last two weeks- no precise reason has been announced by the Channel—but folks I must say that people watch TV to flee from their each day predicament or strain lives and have few moments to relish and to alleviate constant worry. Nevertheless, if you look at recent serials currently on air these days, your stress and pain and insecurity are bound to aggravate due to the outrageous and bizarre plots. Apart from Ba Bahu and Baby and reality shows the only one serial which makes your week end pleasant is Ek Chabbi Hai Pados Main.
This is a very simple good plot, excellent portrayal, class direction and impressive star cast . It has the plus point of a thinking reasonably and brings out right emotions at right places. So my advice to those who are really fed up of Saas Bahus and really looking for some light amusement on Sunday ,then tune in at Star Plus.
The storyline is based on a small colony called Colnel Gunj. The main character is played by Varun Badola. His name is Sandeep who is an orphan staying in that colony and goes out of the way to help all to provide helping hand for any one who is in trouble. The character he implies has immense brain power with poised mind who is able to solve most of the trouble faced by colony residents whether personal or otherwise.
The strong point of the serial is the narration, depiction, sensibleness of the character of Sandeep which has been enormously put on effect. He is fully justified to his role.
The female lead is named Urmi, played Suhasi Garodia , a very beautiful, cheerful and sparkling character who is in love with Sandeep, but never able to express herself. The role has been well played by her and is in full form. She sounds little mischievous when she calls the hero as “sandeep babuâ€, she sounds incredibly warm but she gives full rationalization to the role. But I simply love her simplicity and exclusiveness, she is just pretty.
The distinctiveness of this serial is that it does not stay with one story but introduces new ones in every new episodes through its range of characters and attention-grabbing phenomenon. It comprises many stories about many people, not dissimilar life.
The episodes of recent were with a social message and could leave with many thoughts. But, in the resultant, the main force and stable magnetism of this show is, its foolproof adoring character played by Urmi and her untold adoration to Sandeep. Perhaps she knows the fact that “beauty is best when silentâ€.
The title track is sung by Sonu Nigam which brings back lots of attractive recollections of our locality during any Indian’s childhood & schooling days.
The story has been emancipated brilliantly and the problems that arise in each household are common. Spectators can pigeonhole with the situations exposed.
This program airs on Sunday nights, but why it is not broadcasted for the last two weeks— we are really missing it.
