Kaho Na Yaar He in Star Plus was launched last Friday, the host being the hero of Kasturi, Karen Patel, a.k.a one of the contestants of Nach Baliye-3.
I would say it is of the spurious programme, atleast to be aired on Friday prime time. Fridays being weekend, people like to stay indoor and watch constructive and functional programmes like Nach Baliye and Star VOI etc. Not a soul would like to squander one hour before the tube watching a lacklustre, dull and unexciting programme like Kaho Na Yaar He. The host has no screen charisma and no fling in his channel of communication. You don’t feel like hooking to the TV.  The contestants they brought in the fist time was incongruous. Sonu Nigam was abstemious and sober; he too was trying to be over-hyper, but Mallika Sherwat was atrocious, who does not know even kindergarten maths.
Earlier weekends were thriller, when programmes like Nach Baliye and VOI used to air. There was no probability that at least people like me used to go out for outing and all with the family. Now other then yawning and surfing the TV we have no alternative.
This Friday they invited Ronit Roy and Gautami a.k.a. Tulsi of Kyoki Kabhi Sass Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. I don’t know what made Tulsi to come in a mini frock, viewers are used to see her in Gujarati sari and grey hair, for a family show she should have alteast draped in a sari or some other full dress. Tulsi was looking dreadful and appalling.
The questions put up to the contestants are also dim-witted, bizarre, illogical and foolish. There is nothing entertaining or captivating to analyze or pay attention.
On the whole, the show is an immense failure and disappointment to many. Star Plus must pull out the programme and in its position they should embark on some other pleasant and enjoyable programme.
Well we all know the demands of Desi people when they want their children to get married some are purely ridiculous and some are honest mistakes but nevertheless they are extremely funny here are a few Ads put together for you.
Firstly a video for you
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…
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Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva, I am single i dont have female, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on …….. hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow I amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as ‘Parvati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain’t he?)
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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)
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iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. I am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. But iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purish)
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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)
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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)
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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bridegroom. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
# - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha, I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha
# I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
# Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you # She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (Ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
# I am simple boy.I have lot of problemin my life because ofmyl ucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
# My wife should be as ‘Parwati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT…… # I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast. (By not wearing her jeans? Ahem…)
# HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (All of us are loughing.)
# Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp
# Iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mothersister complity marred
# my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
# my colour is black,but my heart is white i like social service
Lamenting Parvathi Aggarwal of Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki is hooked on to Bollywood soon; you will soon see her in films. In the meanwhile, she will be entering the Virani household for a second time. She will play a major role in helping Tulsi get Mihir out from jail.
Mona Singh a.k.a plain jane of Jassi Jaisa Koyi Nahi, will be hosting one more reality show soon ,as the Jhlak Dikhla Jaa show is approaching to closing stages.
Abishek Bachan will be seen in a television reality show after his Bollywood flop shows.
When media persons approached Shewta Tiwari to discern her response about Kasuti Zindaji Ki going off-air, she reacted”I am yet to get a word on it from Balaji Productionsâ€, poor Shewta, she may be really disconsolate, as KZK had given her lot of reputation and celebrity status!
After Aamir Ali and Sanjeeda Sheikh earned the 1st slot in the glorious ‘Nach Baliye 3’ Finale, it’s time to reveal the 2nd Jodi. On Saturday, Dec 15th the remaining 3 jodis: Karan-Amita, Rakhi-Abhishek and Kashmera-Krushna battle it out to snatch the chance to furrow in the finals.
Both, Karan-Amita and Kashmera-Krushna deliver marvellous performances but, the strength of the competition grows when Rakhi-Abhishek dance like there was no tomorrow. A brilliant dance notion became awfully shocking with Rakhi’s wardrobe malfunction as choli she is wearing opens halfway through the performance exposing her entire back. However, realizing that this dance was her only chance to make it to the finals, she does not stop. She hold on to her choli and completes the dance.
The symptoms of wardrobe malfunction had occurred previously too in India with models during their ramp walk. Carol Gracious and Najar Khan are a few examples whose tops were dropped during ramp walk. Rumourmongers observed it as a premeditated one as a lot of models do these types of strategy to get excessive media hype.
Then comes the moment to announce the second finalist. The audience wonder if Rakhi-Abhishek could have taken the cake for their courageous performance or would it be Kashmera-Krushna or the very popular Karan-Amita.
Dia Mirza puts an end to the anxiety as she clicks a Polaroid picture of the 2nd finalist to put up on our ‘Nach Baliye 3’ Wall of Fame, and reveals Jodi no. 3, Rakhi–Abhishek as the 2nd finalist.
To checkout more excitement tune into ‘Nach Baliye 3’ on Star Plus this weekend at 8pm IST.
The present season of ‘Koffee With Karan’ hosted by K Jo has come to an end and to make its splendid culmination more unique, Karan will have Bollywood’s presently hot couple Abhishek and Aishwarya. He has also designed some Koffee awards like Best Rapidfire Contestant, Best Supporting Guest etc. These awards will be judged by Malaika Arora Khan, Cyrus Broacha, Rahul Bose,Rohit Bal and Karan himself to select best of the guests of this season. Soon K Jo will be planning a variety programme too, but first after he finishes his film.
